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5:19pm January 14, 2019
2:47pm January 14, 2019

thepioden:

flowerais:

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

2:46pm January 14, 2019
2:46pm January 14, 2019

missbexiee:

voidbat:

inkskinned:

when i was younger the way i felt about girls kissing was different. it made me uncomfortable, like i knew i shouldn’t hear my own heart skip. i remember watching boys kiss girls on tv and teaching myself “this is all i have”. i’m 24 and i still feel guilty when i think about how much i like girls. i hid it and hated it and i’m not even out to half of my friends. i couldn’t figure out why i felt certain things. i wrecked myself over it, made it hard for me to be in longterm relationships, made it hard to love without feeling like i’m doing the wrong thing.

but yesterday i was teaching a group of second graders. 

“i think i want a girlfriend,” she said to me. when a boy squawked “a girlfriend!” the other kids stood up for her instantly. “it’s normal!” “it’s okay if some people want different things.” “yeah, not everybody needs to like boys.” 

the boy shook his head and stared at me. “i don’t care it’s a girl” he said, with his hands in the air, “but we don’t even pay taxes, how is she thinking of getting married?”

“miss raquel,” she asked, “why does it look like you’re crying?”

::whispers “we don’t even pay
taxes” to self::

I had a little girl the other day ask me to draw her a princess… I did and she gleamed and said, “I love her I want to marry her!”  Her mother looked over and said, “you two would look adorable together,” and I’m honestly just so happy and it warms my heart how open-minded the next generation of children are.  Parents are slaying these days.

2:45pm January 14, 2019
pdlcomics:
“Never Said
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pdlcomics:

Never Said

2:45pm January 14, 2019
petermorwood:
“ strange-emily:
“I found this thing on Facebook… and I fell down the Humans Are Weird hole yet again. 😂(I first did before I even started my blog - Pinterest is sooo full of these posts! And I keep falling down it from time to time,...

petermorwood:

strange-emily:

I found this thing on Facebook… and I fell down the Humans Are Weird hole yet again. 😂(I first did before I even started my blog - Pinterest is sooo full of these posts! And I keep falling down it from time to time, when I discover something new)

Google Translate vs. German (the original was longer, this is long enough…)

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2:45pm January 14, 2019

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

9:44am January 13, 2019

thatpettyblackgirl:

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Never even stopped taking a sip of beer!

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9:43am January 13, 2019

illuminati-jew:

bransrath:

tilthat:

TIL: Goats have accents and can’t understand Goats from foreign countries because their accents are different

via reddit.com

I can’t believe God divided goats also.

What did they do?

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Goat tower of babel 

9:43am January 13, 2019
goingloco:
“The hero we deserve! A lil late to the party but I love my gay dad!!!
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goingloco:

The hero we deserve! A lil late to the party but I love my gay dad!!!